Sorry for being so blunt, but this placed sucked! Though the buffet was offered many different items, there was pretty much only one edible item on it: The Cook's Special (Whatever the hell that means. Scared to ask!)

I started by filling my plate with Sweet and Sour Pork, Sesame Chicken, Seafood Delight, Sweet and Sour Chicken and The Cook's Special. The first item i dived into was the Sweet and Sour Pork. It was as hard as diamond. I think I chipped a tooth when i first bit into it.